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I get the feeling I'm suffering from BB Information Overload. I'm not quite sure what to do about it (yet)
but it might explain my limited posting activity in this section of the Bored. I'll keep working on it.

Mr. K wrote:I get the feeling I'm suffering from BB Information Overload. I'm not quite sure what to do about it (yet)
but it might explain my limited posting activity in this section of the Bored. I'll keep working on it.

Happens to all of us!

Right now there's talk at PSF about this book Rocky Pamplin is supposed to have written: http://petsoundsforum.com/thread/2355/rockys-book

The man himself left some "excerpts" at Smiley quite a while ago and precipitated a deluge of posts. Including this brilliant spoof by Bubs, which follows in the wake of eight such "segments" posted by Rocky (to whet our appetites, no doubt):

Segment 9: Just Desserts

    We drove to the Luau when Def Leppard came on the radio, and we started punching each other in the car to the beat. The first one to bleed lost... Brian bit my shoulder, so I punched him in the nose. There was a lot of blood on the floor of the car so we called it even. "I'll get you next time" I said to Brian. Brian laughed. "Have I told you about how much I hate Dennis?" I asked him. The car stopped and we were at the Luau.
    "Time for food, boys!" Marilyn trilled.
    "I bet they have a lot of food here" Brian said to me softly.
    We got inside and started throwing dollar bills in the air... Brian told me that I'm a cool guy, and I told him that I knew that. I flexed a little bit.
    We walked to the maître d'hôtel and asked for a table. He told me the tables were full, so I told him that I could beat him up. He said "Wha-Ooh" and rushed to find us a table. We followed him while yelling at other people trying to eat because we were strong men and we beat people with fist. There wasn't any werewolves here. Finally, the stupid waiter found us a table. BUT THE TABLE HE FOUND US WAS NEXT TO MIKE.
    I heard a deep, guttural scream from Brian that I had never heard before or since. "p*ssy alert!" Brian screamed. "You know what I do to pussies?" I took a karate pose to show we meant business, and Brian smashed a wine bottle against the edge of the table. "I STAB PUSSIES," Big B yelled, forcing veins and tendons to push against the skin of his neck. That's when Brian ran over to Mike and shoved the jagged edge underneath his jawline, sending him to the floor.
   Mike was crying in a pool of his blood, so we high-fived each other a bunch. Then we high-fived more. Marilyn was pretty into it.
   Brian sat down and tried to order, but I picked him up and held him over my head and ran a block down the street. "What about my grasshopper," Brian asked between bounces.
   Stan was running after us yelling about how he stole Mike's hat and that he might have died or something. I don't know. I'm too strong for emotions.
   I placed Brian down on the pavement, but then decided to pick him back up again because lifting him was a good workout.
   "How many reps are you doing," Stan asked.
   "Probably, like, a thousand," I puffed.
   We got back to Brian's house and drank all of his liquor while he sat in a chair and stared us.
   "You did double good today, Bri-dawg" I belched.
   Brian smiled. "Maybe I do good tomorrow, too?"
   "We'll see."

Mr. K wrote:Here's an old I ad I hadn't seen before:

I think I remember that ad!

Mr. K wrote:I get the feeling I'm suffering from BB Information Overload.

No change as yet. It would be great to blot out a whole bunch of stuff and go back to the time when I was besotted with their music. Something tells me Smile may prove to be the way back in, more particularly the version discussed in this Smiley topic. The Romestamo Cut is the last of the trio linked at the bottom of the first post: 

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,22045.msg525021.html#msg525021

There's some hilarious stuff in this Smiley topic dedicated to BB "Song Titles That Are Untrue"--particularly the two posts by joshferrell and bossaroo!

http://smileysmile.net/board/index.php/topic,12933.0.html

This is another "filler program" before the series proper begins (all in good time). JH performs the miracle of uncovering and identifying the string bass line played by Lyle Ritz on "I'm Waiting For The Day". She is nothing if not resourceful!   

DarkGothicQueen wrote:It`s only natural that pets listen to Pet Sounds. The bird`s name is Topaz and it`s a Golden Conure.

Pretty neat the way it's nailed the rhythm!